Read all of this leaflet carefully before using the medicine.
1. What is Regen © and what it is used for?
The active ingredient in Regen is reptilian DNA. Reptilian DNA is used in the regeneration of missing limbs.
2. Before taking Regen
This medicine is suitable for the majority of people but certain people should not use it.
Do take this medicine if:
3. How to use Regen
Consume one 5ml phial 3 times in 24 hours. If the limb has not regenerated within 7 days, cease taking Regen and consult with your doctor. Regen is for short-term use only.
Warning: Do not exceed the stated dose
4. Possible side effects
Like all medicines, Regen can cause side effects, although not everybody gets them. The most common side effect is irritation of the stomach.
If you experiences any of the following, stop taking this medicine and talk to your doctor immediately:
Other side effects which may occur:
In the event of these rare symptoms occurring, begin a course of Genclenz © immediately.
If psychotic behaviour prevents you from acquiring a course of Genclenz, proceed to the nearest manhole, remove the cover and access the sewer system. Do not attempt further contact with unmutated individuals. Do not accept offers of work from crime syndicates.
We hope this informational leaflet has been useful to you. Remember to keep it for your reference.
Lucy Younghusband lives in the Georgian city of Bath, Somerset, England. When not battling spandex-clad mutant monsters, better known as small children, she writes mystery fiction.