I’m getting more irritable by Charley Foster

I’m getting more irritable and impatient with the physical world
This morning my pee was a shocking fluorescent yellow
Everyone stares at me. I hear someone say, “What’s WRONG with you?”
As a Jewish atheist I was too lesbian for this shit
So I did the obvious thing
When the dust settled the mayor was shot

But I’m now at a phase where the cowboy shit is over
I am wearing an oversized fez pretending a pretzel is my moustache
My goal is to get sponsored by Olive Garden
This makes for better art because you get a million bucks
I filled out the stupid application and even met the person for an interview